by Eric Bush
Need a last-minute Valentine's Day gift for that special someone? The Xbox Live Marketplace has got you covered with the release of new Community Game "Remote Masseuse". Priced at just 200 Microsoft Points ($2.50 USD), "Remote Masseuse" is a godsend for lovers separated by distance or laziness, allowing players to manipulate the speed and intensity of the vibrations of another player's controller in order to give a remote, ersatz massage. Players can hook up for local or networked sessions via Xbox Live.
Once the game's begun, one simply applies the controller to areas in need of massage, sits back and relaxes. The game also supports voice chat, allowing you to listen in on the purrs and contented sighs your remote-controlled attentions will no doubt elicit from your partner, or, you know, let you talk about carpentry or BSG or whatever. Spending Valentine's Day on your own? Don't worry, lonely guy, "Remote Masseuse" has a Solo Session option, too. Check out some images from the game below or more details by going to Xbox.com's game page here.
